Origins and If/Then Statements

Greetings,

If you’re reading this, you’ve probably entered the wrong URL into your browser of choice. Were I in your position, I would click my corresponding “Home” button and start my search of the internet once more.

If you feel like you’re in the desired location, then I don’t know what to tell you. This is my first collection of words with the intent of “BLOGGING” as it were. I don’t know how American society came to this point but it did.

This Blog will deal directly with Comedy for the Masses, a well-established Student Organization at Ohio University. The group is so expertly managed it’s incredible. The interesting thing about all this is that if you do not know what’s going on with this group in particular, then I, again, have nothing to really tell you. By the way, that sentence has no value. None at all. Were this a piece of academic writing, I would be penalized for it’s existence. Like society should be for it’s support and obsession with people like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Interested in talking with me one on one? Then allow me to introduce a new concept, “Reynolds-Wraps.” The idea is that if you need to talk to me, you can contact me, we’ll meet somewhere in public where there are many witnesses, and we’ll rap…or wrap…either way, words will be exchanged. Or Burritos.

Chipotle is coming.

That’s all I got. Check out http://www.comedyforthemasses.net

Do it. Go team.

–Mike Reynolds